FILIPINO PARENTING LOGIC
> Buys you an extremely expensive item as a gift that you really didn’t need or want but it’s now cool to have
> THREATENS TO BREAK IT WHEN THEY GET PISSED
“Hey, happy birthday! Here’s a very expensive touch screen phone!”
Thank you but you don’t really have to spend ALL that money on it, I’m actually happy with my old phone. But Thank you.
*Barely uses phone
*Still uses old phone
3 DAYS LATER
“IF YOU DON’T PIIICK UP DIS SCISSOR OFP DA FLOOR, I WILL GONNA BREAK DAT NEW PONE!”
Wat. Sure, go ahead. I have my old phone, go ahead throw that $400 worth into the wall and let it all go into pieces…you paid for it.
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